04 January 2010

Morale


Ask just about anyone who has deployed into a war zone what is the single most important thing that improves their morale. It's mail. Letters, cards, packages. Why? They are real. Tangible. Something you can look at even without electricity.

Today, I received a care package from my parents. Inside were home-made cookies and fudge(complements of Jenna and Mom) along with snacks to share with my troops while watching the Texas Longhorns win the NCAA Ntl Championship later this week.

But it wasn't the treats that made me smile. It was the note my Jenna wrote and put in the box. Made my day. My week.


03 January 2010

"TASER! TASER! TASER!"

About a month ago I experienced something I will NEVER forget.

Just about everyone involved in law enforcement knows what a Thomas A. Swift's Electric Rifle (TASER) is. So do several unfortunate criminals. Officially classified as a less-than-lethal, pain compliance tool, it is widely used by law enforcement agencies to bring control to chaotic and possible deadly situations without resorting to lethal force. To be certified to carry a TASER, officers must attend an all-day class, pass an exam and "take the ride." While lasting only 5 seconds, the electric jolt surging through your body seems to last an eternity (I locked straight up and felt as if I was going to launch into the ceiling). Incredible pain. Complete loss of muscular and motor skills. Side effects; none. Once the current stops, the pain is gone--but can be reapplied with a simple pull of the trigger as long as the probes are still in. You do, however feel like you have been through and intense full-body workout due to the spontaneous muscle contractions. If it wasn't for the pain, it'd make a great addition to my daily workout routine.

Below is the video of my ride along with a few pics. According to several witnesses, I started to "speak in tongues."

My 5 Second Ride (run twice; buffering might make first run choppy)

TASER fires 2 probes; will penetrate up to a 1/2" into skin, depending on layers of clothing worn.

Bleeder!


Direct hit on my spine (second probe thankfully lodged in my belt).

01 January 2010

Updates Since Posting in Early Nov 09

Sorry for delay in updating. I have had a heck of a time trying to figure out how to translate instructions from Arabic to English. Here are a few pics taken since site was last update. More to follow in the next few days.

Display in one of the chow halls (sorry, dining facilities) on Thanksgiving. One thing is for sure; DoD does not hold anything back when serving holiday meals to the troops. The only thing missing was pumpkin pie. Luckily for me they had carrot cake.

Maj Thomas Segars and I in front of our new sign. He set up the first-ever USAF/SF Joint Provost Marshal Office in Afghanistan. It is an Army mission; we provide all law and order functions for a base population of over 25,000 US, Coalition Forces, DoD civilians and local nationals. It's my job not to screw it up.


Thomas and I on eastside of Bagram Airfield. One of only 5 clear days in past 60 days I've been in country.

Hindu Kush Mountain range at sunset. Beautiful.

JPMO station. Complete with outdoor port-a-john (can just see the blue top behind SUV on right). No indoor plumbing. Biggest issues: seat is always cold when you have to go; and hand sanitizer runs out frequently...


26 November 2009

Mission to Kabul 22-23 Nov 09

Overall, it was an eye-opening experience. There were times of when my mind was in overdrive, keeping my head on a swivel looking for threats intelligence told us could be anywhere. Fear was ever-present. Crammed into lightly armored Toyota Land Cruisers (body armor, weapons, first-aid kits and electronic jamming equipment), we weaved our way through the heavily congested streets of Afghanistan’s capital. Intermixed into these missions (total of 4 over 2 days) we saw some bizarre sights. Below are my random thoughts/observations (pictures at bottom of post):

- Kabul was void of any vivid colors (even the leaves on the trees were a dull green). It was hazy, dirty and congested (dirt and pollution filled the air). At 1030A, it still looked dark.

- First time to I have ever seen a sheep riding in the back of a taxi. How did he pay?

- The convoys were nerve racking, especially when we found ourselves trapped in the middle lane of traffic at a dead stop. This happened frequently.

- Driving was worse than downtown Seoul Korea. It took us over an hour to drive about 5 miles on one of our missions.

- “Major, did you see the goat cargo strapped to the roof of that car? It was still alive.”

- All past force protection threat training came back in a flash. The guy on the roof; is he the spotter for the IED planted on the road? Another one on the side of the road with the cell phone following your convoy’s motion; is he the trigger man? Is that woman in a burka innocent or a suicide bomber? The man on the bike who scared the heck out of me when he suddenly appeared on the left side of our SUV--is he a threat or just trying to get to work? Will the Afghan National Police officer standing in the middle of the road turn and start shooting at us? And on, and on…

- Damn, there are a lot of people in this city, mostly men.

- Squirrel.

- Realization body armor protects your head/torso; anything below your rib cage is completely exposed.

- Despite weighing around 70lbs, the body armor helped improve my posture.

- These people live a very hard life.

- As we passed other vehicles, most of the locals seemed to want to get away from us as quickly as we wanted to get away from them (a quick look at us, then straight ahead) -- "I don’t see you."

- The rest of the locals, both on the side of the road and in vehicles beside/passing you (remember very few women) stared with lifeless eyes at you until you were out of their sight. Wonder if they did the same when the Russians were here?

- As soon as I stepped out of the shower, I immediately felt dirty again.

- Disgusting smell. And that black crap that came out of my nose and throat after a few hours in the city...

- The early morning convoy was scarier than the ones during the previous day (almost no traffic at 0530). Traveling in a big armored target, we couldn’t have stuck out more if we tried. Uneasy feeling passing parked fuel tuck after parked fuel truck along our well known route. Another intelligence warning.

- First time I have ever waited over 10 hrs just to catch a 10 min flight.

Me on the early morning flight from Bagram to Kabul. I had no idea what the day was going to be like.
Members of my convoy team. Our two armored Toyota Land Cruisers in background.

View from inside my SUV; taken during a period of light traffic. Notice how hazy it is outside.

Armed Afghan National Police officer standing in middle of road.

One of the only women I saw during our missions in downtown Kabul.

Tim Fearney and I in front of Headquarters building at
Forward Operating Base Phoenix. Mission 1 complete.

At US Forces Headquarters Afghanistan complex. Mission 2 complete.

Hero shot #1 taken after we arrived at Camp Eggers. Mission 3 complete.

Hero shot #2. I was happy not to be crammed in damn Land Cruiser anymore.

Armored target we rode in Mon morning on way to Kabul Int Airport.

My convoy team at Kabul Int Airport. Mission 4 complete.

Not too happy after 10hr wait, but glad to finally be on C-130 transport plane for 10min flight back to Bagram.

Bagram Initial Impressions

My superintendent (SMSgt Tim Fearney) and me on the C-130 ride into Bagram on 4 Nov.

Outside my B-hut (wood shack we live in). I look like hell after 4 days of travel.

Inside look of my room (approx 10'x10').

Hindu Kush mountain range surrounds the base. Pics taken after a rain shower; so had rare clear view--breath taking.

One of the numerous active mine fields on base
(very important to stay on established roads/paths).


Joint Provost Marshal's Office (JPMO); my police station.

Maj Tom Segars/SMSgt Tamala Hartz (one's we are relieving), Col Steve Robinette (helped Col Jolivette get my next assignment back to Maxwell), SMSgt Tim Fearney and me. Pic taken during DV visit of Gen McMillin (USAF Top Cop).

You can always find something beautiful if you look for it.

My entire SF team at training in TX back in Aug 09 (I'm in the back row, far right).

Ham/mushroom/cheese omelet served in the chow hall
(can you believe the size of this?!?).